I’ve never been so angry, I’ve started sweating before, but here we are, I guess. I saw Transformers: The Last Knight.

 

I went into this movie, hoping to finally close a chapter in my life. Like saying goodbye to a shitty car, or an apartment that had a smell you could never find, but also never hide, or throwing out a bad batch of lasagna that tasted suspiciously citric-like and there was no damn good explanation to it.

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A woman leaves behind everything she knows and is accosted by monsters at every turn all in the name of Love. I saw 50 Shades Darker, Alien Covenant, and Wonder Woman

I meant to write this sooner, but the motivation was simply not there for the previous two movies. Wonder Woman deserves to be talked about, however, one way or the other, and so I must bring the other movies up from the shadows and cast light on them, so I can scatter the horrors within.

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SPOILER FREE REVIEW: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 and The Poseidon Adventure (1972)

Hello new readers and veteran PStC fans! I’ve been recruited to add my own perspective on recently released movies, and I’m happy to share my thoughts, all without giving away any content that might ruin your experience. I can’t promise that I’ll see every movie, and I can safely say, I tend to focus on the bad ones (in my opinion), because those are typically the ones people will want to know just how bad they are, but won’t want to spend the money on. I’m here to take that bullet for you. That doesn’t mean I won’t watch popular or fun movies, however, so fear not. This isn’t 100% sarcasm or snark (I actually took a class, one time!). Now without further ado…

From the deepest ocean to the deepest reaches of space, I saw Poseidon Adventure and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2

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